Kadhal Kondein

This is one incident where I was not involved in, but actually sparked spontaneous laughter when i first heard about it. It was the time when Kaadhal Kondein had released. I was and am a movie freak, so I tend to watch these hyped movies on the very first day (College irukka illaya'nu evan kavala pattaan). Ennoda friends andha weekend , Udayam'la andha padatha paaka tickets vechurundhaanga...naan Friday'vae paathadhaala...naan pola...So 3 of them finally went. Its was RV (from int i,int j fame) together with Vidyash and Venky. Udayam theatre pathi chennai makkal'ku nalla'vae therinjirukkum...sollavae vendaam...one of the worst theatres in chennai. Orey lungi-clad gentlemen dhaan padatha paaka varuvaanga...Avanga ellam Selvaraghavan'oda next padam'nu nenaichi...Thulluvadho Ilamai range'ku yedho edhirpaathu vandhuruppanga pola irukku....Andha theatre'layae 10th'ku mela padichavanga'nu paatha adhu namma RV, Vidhyash and Venky dhaan....So padam paatukkum range'a poyittu irundhurukku...If you guys remember...I have already told you that RV is our department topper...so avan padam vandhadhay oru periya vishayam..but edho vandhuttaan. And there's that famous scene in the movie where a Maths professor finds Dhanudh sleeping during the lecture and wakes him up and asks him to solve the complex problem...adhu oru nalla scene...aana theatre'la irundhavanga ellarum oru kaduppoda padatha paathuttu irundhurukkanga....avanga edhirpaathadhu edhuvum padathula varala'nu orey feeling. Appo dhaan, andha scene....the prof wakes Dhanush up and says

"Indha Problem'a idhukku munnadi paathurukkiya?..Idhu enna'nu theriyuma...Go to the board and solve it" appadi'nu sollittu..ella studenta'ayum paathuttu...

"Students...naan evolo kashta pattu indha problem'ku solution derive pannirukkaen theriyuma...I had to refer 4 textbooks to come up with the solution" appadi'nu solluvaaru...Odaney camera board'ku pogum...and Dhanush will be solving the problem...Camera board'ku poana odanay...indha RV aarvam thaangama...

"Haiyyae....Idhu oru tough'ana probelam'a...saadharna Stokes theorem" appadi'nu solli tholachittaan....kooda irundha rendu pasangalum...aaha..thappaana theatre'la thappana dialogue adichutaanay'nu romba feel pannitaanga...Suthi irundha lungi clad gentlemen ellarum..oru vaati thirumbi...'dei evan da avan' range'ku oru look vittutu thirumbitanga...Nalla vela..avanga yaarum adhukku mela emotion aagala...Illa'na

Yei..kaidhai...theorem'a paesuraa...kai'la kedacha..naariduva' appadi'nu rathna sorkal'aala avangala paarattiruppanga...Andha scene'ku apparam ivanga yaarum avana vaai'ya kooda tharakka vidaliyae...Ivolo senjum...Boys padam paakum bodhu..."Dei avan vechirukkardhu Let us C book'da appadi'nu theatre'la sonnavan dhaan indha RV...Nee thirundha maata da.

Cheeru - The Anniyan Ambi

The incident that am going to talk about now is also related to an examination. Only, this did not happen in the exam hall but when the answer papers were distributed. Engalukku Microprocessor paper irundhudhu 6th semster’la . It was a tough one. Microprocessor naalay tough dhaana???? And to add to our woes, engalukku andha subject euthavanga ….enna vanga….eduthava was a professor called VV. She never used to be on time to the class (not that we will). Eppavum 30 minutes late’aa varuvanga….(for a 40 minute class). 5 mins attendance…meedhi 5 mins dhaan class….adhunaala…andha class naalay engalukku jolly. Avangala vida oru somberi’ya naan paathadhay illa….Oru velai seyya maatanga….Exam answer papers correct pani tharadhukkula…adutha exam’ae vandhudum….andha alavukku somberi…Avanga Microprocessor edutha eppadi riukkum…It was a total misfit….Ok…exam’um vandhuduchu….and it was of a “Choose the correct option” pattern. SO…four options irukkum…edhavadhu onna…tick adikkanum…avolo dhaan velai….The only other information that you need to write is your name and roll number. About 20 questions…It will take about 10 minutes to finish the exam…mudichittu ellarum vandhaachu. The reason why she gave such a test was that it would be easier for her to evaluate them. Seriyana somberi. Ok….SO one week later…answer papers distribute panna vandhaanga….ellarum answer papers vaangiyaachu….kitta thatta ellarum 18 on 20 …19 on 20 dhaan….yen’na andha exam ezhudhum bodhu…exam hall’la chair illa…so naanga ellam ninuttu dhaan ezhudinoam….Naanay aduthavanoda paper’a paaka venaam’nu nenaicha kooda mudiyaadhu….kandippa theriyum…so ellarum ellaroda paper’ayum paathu discuss panni ezhudhittoam…..aana idhu matter illa….matter enna’na….when the papers were distributed…ellarum avan avan paper’a nondittu…aduthavan paper’a paaka aarambichaan….there was one guy in our gang…Cheeru….avan paper’la mattum neraya ezhudhirundhudu…..We were confused….One word test aacahe….verum tick mattum dhaana pannanum….name and roll no thavira vera edhuvum ezhudha illayae'nu paathuttu irundhoam….Apparam avan paper’a vaangi paathoam….
“Dei Nee mattum enna da neraya ezhudhirukkura maari irukku…”….”Kudu Inga”..’nu paper’a vaangi paatha….Appa..Appa..Appa…Avan enna ezhudhi vechirukkan theriyuma….

Key

Tick = Correct Answer

(Ennala inga andha tick mark'a varaya mudiyala...but hope u know what I mean)

Idha naaga yaarum edhirpaakala…..dei Cheeru..unnala mattum eppadi da idhellam mudiyudhu….Ulagathula evanukkumay thonadhu da….Oru objective type question paper’la “Key” poatta modhal (and probably kadasee) aal nee dhaan da. Dei..Tick = Correct Answer'aa?? Pinna enna tick'na wrong answer'aa??? Maganay nee love letter ezhudhum bodhu…kandippa scale vechi margin poduva da…