Maastru Matter

I had mentioned about my class teacher in the previous post. Indha post'ae avarukku dedication dhaan... We used to call him Karu. Avaru basically romba nallavaru dhaan...aana konjam echa thanama nadandhupparu...He was our Chemistry Master in the 11th and our class teacher in 12th. Title'la enna da 'Maastru'nu irukkae'nu neenga yosicha...avaru appadi dhaan sollipaaru avara...for ex: he used to say "Maastru sonna kaelunga da"...avaruku evolovo matter irukku...edha inga podaradhu'nu theriyala...We used to have tuitions every alternate day in the evenings. Indha tuition yennoda friend veettu terrace'la nadakkum...Most of the comedies inga dhaan nadakkum..Nera tuition varuvaru...Hot water kudipparu...Apparam Coffee kudipparu...apparam Dosa saapuduvaaru...idhu ellam avaru kondu vandhadhu illa...Andha veetla vaangi saapuduvaaru...But how he asks them is very entertaining..

"Amma Vaidy..konjam sudu thanni eduthuttu vaa ma...Test'la mark podala'nu ordinary water eduthuttu varadha'ma nalla sooda irukkanum"....

"Dei Vijay...Vaidy'oda amma kitta poyi...Maastru coffee kaettaru'nu sollu ma...Orey Thala vali..coffee saapta dhaan seriyaagum.."(Adhu eppadi'nga Sir ungalukku mattum daily thala vali varum)

"Vaidy...Keezha poni'na amma (avaroda amma Illa..vaidy'oda amma) sooda Dosa'yum Kurma'vum panni vechirupanga...adha konjam eduthuttu vaa da kanna....Kurma'la vegetables ellam vaendaam..andha saalna mattum neraya eduthuttu va da".

Idhellam evolo'vo parava illa...but the best one happened in our class... Edho oru equation nadathum bodhu...There was a participant called Boron Triflouride, the chemical formula for which is BF3. Indha equation'a board'la ezhudhittu..he looked at the class and said...

"Indha equation'a mattum yaarum marakka maatengalae...BF3 da..Because boys will like the blue color"...

Ellarum sirichoam...but surprsingly (?) even all the girls laughed...All the girls used to sit in the right sie of the class.Odaney avaru first row'la okkadhundu irundha payyan'a paathu...

"Dei Vinoth...Right hand side'la irukkaravanga kooda sirrikaraanga da...I think you are only teaching all the concepts" appadi'nu sonnaru...

engalala adhukku mela mudiyala...but fortunately..i guess none of the girls heard this... Idhunaala dhaan sonnaen..avaru konjam 'echa''nu..OK..I guess this is not a dedication anymore...Avaru idha padichaaru'na naera enga veetuku poi

"Idha paarunga madam..indha maari ellam ezhudhi vechirrukkan'nu solluvaaru"

Marakkama coffee vaangi saaptuttu vandhuduvaru...Sorry Sir..Feel pannadheenga.